16/07/07 : When dirty Harry* met Dani*

Nazi sympathiser Prince Harry has found his dream date in Big Brother racist Danielle Lloyd.

The British royal - who is in no way the son of fellow ginge and royal mother-f**cker James Hewitt - has been allegedly flirting with the busty, yet vacant, one.

An eyewitness told reliable rag The Daily Star: "Harry couldn't take his eyes off her boobs. She's a very tall girl in her high heels and when he chatted to her he kept talking to her cleavage."

Please email editor@starstalker.co.uk with suggestions about the scintillating conversation these two beacons of British society could have enjoyed.

Posted By Editor On 16/07/07

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